I am now a quarter of the way to 100 now.
When you are the age I will be in 4 days, if I were still alive, you would be half as old as me! How old am I?
Uh, I really have no idea. Except I cheat by already seeing your birthday on my bulletin board. So 66. :D But, I know you’re trying to get me to think about that mathmatically. However, I was only just above average and I couldn’t figure out word problems for the life of me. Wanna show me how to calculate your answer?